Let us follow the Roses as they flourish in Schitt’s Creek. This season, Johnny Rose (Eugene Levy) learns what a rollout is and wife Moira (Catherine O’Hara) co-chairs the Singles Week. The Rose children, David (Dan Levy) and Alexis (Annie Murphy) become emotionally vulnerable.

For more of the Roses, please read 10 Things I Love About Schitt’s Creek, Schitt’s Creek – Season III (In the Words of the Roses), and Schitt’s Creek – Season IV (In the Words of the Roses and Friends), Part I.

Here are some quotes from Season 4 of Schitt’s Creek.

Episode 7

“Carnies are people, too.” – Stevie Budd (Emily Hampshire)

“You’re like super smart, and pretty in like a breezy, non-threatening way.” – Alexis Rose (Annie Murphy)

“Come on, Johnny, you’re talking to a grill master. Do you know that I’ve been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills? Let’s see, I’ve got License to Grill, I’ve got Working Grill, oh and I have Grills Just Wanna Have Fun.” – Roland Schitt (Chris Elliott)

“I’ve got the perfect apron for ya, Poor Little Rich Grill.” – Roland Schitt

“It’s just a long string of very bad luck, and I don’t know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life, to deserve it. I must’ve been … Dracula or a spin doctor.” – David Rose (Dan Levy)

“He sees you. For all that you are.” – Moira Rose (Catherine O’Hara)

“Who is she? I glanced down at my plate for two seconds.” – Johnny Rose (Eugene Levy)

“You stood in front of me and told me to trust people. When I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I’m used to. It is my comfort zone. But next thing I know, there’s an oversized cookie on my doorstep, and you were telling me that I have nothing to worry about.” – David Rose

“I didn’t want it to affect what we have. Okay? And I mean it when I tell you that you have nothing to worry about. ‘Cause no matter how hard I tried with her, it just never felt right. And up until recently, I didn’t understand why. David, I’ve spend most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you. And everything changed. You make me feel right, David.” – Patrick Brewer (Noah Reid)

“That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard anyone say. Um … outside of “Downtown Christmas Special”.” – David Rose

 

Episode 8

“It’s an online social hub for rural singles, if you must know, David.” – Alexis Rose

“Oh, Miguel says hi. Why is he shirtless with an armful of puppies?” – David Rose

“His nipples are out.” – David Rose

“I remember that summer you dated all three Hanson brothers.” – David Rose

 

Alexis: He actually sounds kind of chill, David.

David: What did he say?

Alexis: Sup?

 

“It’s impossible to be in love with Jake, only Jake is in love with Jake. He’s just … really good at celebrating my body.” – Stevie Budd

“I didn’t recognize you without your nipples.” – Alexis Rose

“How did Ray get such a beautiful bathroom?” – Moira Rose

 

Episode 9

Stevie: So, you’re wearing leather sweater in the dead of summer. You look good.

David: Thank you.

Stevie: You look ready.

David: I am.

Stevie: You know what you’re gonna say?

David: I’m gonna walk in, and I am gonna tell him that I am, ready to get back together.

Stevie: Well, that’s what you said you were gonna say to him two day ago, and yet, here we are.

David: I just wanted to make sure that I was ready, ready. You know, for for both of our sakes?

Stevie: Mm hmm. That’s a nice bracelet. Did you get that from Patrick?

David: I might have.

Stevie: So you waiting a full week to forgive him has nothing to do with the fact that he showered you with gifts and attention every day.

David: That is purely coincidental! I was just working the strength to be able to put our differences aside, for the future of our relationship.

Stevie: Well, I know a lot of people who are gonna be very excited that you guys have worked things out.

David: Well, that is very touching. I’m glad that we have everyone’s support.

Stevie: Yeah, I think it’s that, uh, and I think it’s the fact that you’ve been a smidge needy this past week? Maybe needy’s the wrong word.

David: Hmmm.

Stevie: Clingy?

David: I see. Well, I’m glad that everyone’s gonna be able to sleep soundly tonight, because I am going to do this.

Stevie: Good luck.

David: Thank you. And I have missed him a lot. And I am very excited to not, not be with him anymore.

Stevie: I know. You sure you don’t wanna wait another day, though? I mean you never know what could show up on your doorstep.

David: I don’t like what you’re insinuating. That said, if a package does arrive, please keep it safe.

 

“And what, pray tell, might this collection of words be” – Moira Rose

“Okay, well I wish I knew it was rigged before I worked so hard on it.” – Alexis Rose

“Darling, I realize the pickings are slim in this rural spanandry, but you can’t ask Council to misuse public funds just so that you can find yourself a new boy toy.” – Moira Rose

“In fact, by saying nothing at all, you … you spoke volumes.” – Patrick Brewer

“Single people is what this town needs. Loose wallets, loose inhibitions, everything’s just really loose.” – Roland Schitt

“I’m gonna to do something uncharacteristic, and ask your advice. Is there something off about the way that I look?” – Stevie Budd (Emily Hampshire)

“Um, so your dad got me a suitcase of makeup. And he suggested that I wear it every day. So, I’m having a hard time not taking that personally.” – Stevie Budd

“Here’s the thing you should know about my dad, sweetest little guy, gives the worst gifts.” – Alexis Rose

“Iv’e never been in this situation before, where someone’s been too nice to me and generous.” – David Rose

“Alexis, now it not the time for pettifogging!” – Moira Rose

“Well, I took your little germ of idea, and I fertilized it to fruition.” – Moira Rose

 

Episode 10

“Roland’s been trying to help me, offered off his movie posters, you know, but I just don’t think that ‘The Pelican Brief’ is festive enough for a baby shower.” – Jocelyn Schitt

“Are we married to that venue?” – David Rose

“I would love like a hot water, but if you could just let is sit so it cools, I just need to know that it was once hot. Sorr, I’m the worst.” – Klair

“We’re gonna go to some random bar, for some random drinks.” – Klair

“I have no concerns about you, Moira, you can handle yourself. But if you ever unleash your feminine wiles on those bachelors, they wouldn’t know what hit them.” – Johnny Rose

“Well, Jocelyn came in here this morning looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, so I volunteered to help.” – David Rose

 

David: This isn’t even her first baby!

Patrick: Oh, so it’s more of a sprinkle, then.

David: What the hell is a sprinkle?

Patrick: No, it’s like a shower, but for your second kid. It’s not a full shower, it’s like a sprinkle.

David: That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.

 

“Fine, worst case scenario, she grazes at the soft cheeses station.” – David Rose

“This is why I hate babies!” – David Rose

“So, it would be you, and my dad’s ex-wife. But don’t worry about her, she’s two years younger than us, and like super chill.” – Klair

“If I may leave you with a bit of advice, I would wait until much later in the relationship before mentioning any of the things you just mentioned to me. Okay?” – Moira Rose

“The fact that you got it from a dollar store does make me wary of what’s gonna fall out of it, though?” – David Rose

“I will come up with some games that don’t involve sniffing a diaper.” – David Rose

“Connecting is my livelihood.” – Moira Rose

 

Episode 11

“Okay, you need to stop saying rollout.” – Alexis Rose

“You know singles are sad enough, so we want the puppies to be happy, and fun, and flirty.” – Alexis Rose

“As you know, these are rescue dogs, so it’s hard to guarantee fun.” – Ted Mullens (Dustin Milligan)

“You know you two are lovely little freaks. In this digital day of discontented disconnection, you two still manage to do things face-to-face, like people from before your time.” – Moira Rose

“And oh, for those of you asking about the t-shirts, yes, they are supposed to be tight. This is Singles Week, everyone is fair game.” – Alexis Rose

“Apparently, when they call your number, you get to stand in front of a judge. I feel like I’m on ‘The Voice’!” – Jocelyn Schitt

“Motherfucker! This is the farthest I’ve ever gone.” – Jocelyn Schitt

“I’m trying to learn from my previous mistakes before making new ones.” – Alexis Rose

“Saying something you’ve kept hidden, out loud? Yeah, it was pretty freeing.” – Mutt Schitt (Tim Rozon)

“Well, you, yourself must’ve thought it was a pretty flower, or you wouldn’t have put your whole face in it!” – Johnny Rose

“I just told her her product was like a jar of Ebola!” – David Rose

“I love you. I’m in love with you. And, I know I really don’t have any right to say that to you. And also, I know you’re in a relationship, um, and I’m happy for you, I really am, I just feel like if I didn’t tell you how I felt, I would literally go insane. You’re the sweetest man I’ve ever known. And … that’s it.” – Alexis Rose

 

Episode 12

“Alexis? Alexis. Alexis! I just overheard three women with smokers’ coughs talking about ‘Sex and the City’. The singles have arrived!” – Moira Rose

“I just walked past three very raspy-voiced Miranda’s outside, so I think the singles are here.” – David Rose

“You’re my Mariah Carey.” – Patrick Brewer

“Can you just please try to hurry up? Because the last thing we wanna do is stand up a room full of singles.” – Alexis Rose

“Always gifts for the dogs and never for me. Definitely one of my pet peeves.” – Ted Mullens

“Many of you are excited about the lock and key event. The more I think about it, the more I feel like that game kind of sends the wrong message. Because … it makes it seem like, as soon as you find the right key, everything’s just supposed to work out, right? But life I more complicated than that. Now, I used to think that my one special lock needed to be like super aggressive, and come from a long line of Adriatic royalty, or have a beard, and be really into the woods. Then I realized that sometimes, a special little lock can come along, that you didn’t think would fit because it didn’t look, or act, like the act you thought you needed. So instead of actually giving it a real chance, you throw it away because it was too nice. And liked you too much, and cared. And now that lock has found another key, and you are so happy for it, and you just need to accept that, and find a new lock.” – Alexis Rose

“I know your name has come up in conversations every single day, for the past six months. Um, I know that she’s different now, I mean, not that different, obviously, but different enough to know that she made a mistake with you. Or was it two mistakes? Or more?” – David Rose

“I think it’s important to us to remember that sometimes, sometimes it does work out. And even though everything inside us is telling us to protect ourselves, when you’ve got it, don’t let it go. And I am telling you, that you have got it, if you want it.” – David Rose

“You’re like an oracle when it comes to the sex lives of lonely people.” – Patrick Brewer

“No, I am making this perfect moment perfect.” – David Rose

“Hi. I’m Ted, I’m newly single. And I’d be kidding myself if I told you that I haven’t wanted to do this every single day for the last two years.” – Ted Mullens