Star Cinema’s Four Sisters and a Wedding is a drama-comedy (dramedy) film directed by Cathy Garcia-Molina. As the title says, it puts a spotlight on four sisters, Teddie (Toni Gonzaga), Bobbie (Bea Alonzo), Alex (Angel Locsin), and Gabbie (Shaina Magdayao) and how they plan to stop the wedding of their only brother, CJ (Enchong Dee).

Given that many women in the film, drama is bound to happen, and it does, in bountiful quantity and quality. There is love drama between Bobbie and Alex as they find themselves in a love triangle with Chad (Bernard Palanca). There is insecurity and favoritism drama between Teddie and Bobbie, with Teddie the insecure one but also the family favorite. There are misadventures especially the ones started or finished by Alex or Teddie. Chaos and comedy ensue as the four sisters try their darndest to sabotage the wedding preparations of CJ and fiancée Princess (Angeline Quinto). But there are also poignant moments where Gabbie displays her maternal instinct despite being the youngest among the sisters. Since this is a movie about a family, one cannot forget the matriarch, Grace (Connie Reyes) as she patiently guides all her children to carve their own paths and find fulfillment in their lives.

The highlight of Four Sisters and a Wedding is Jeanette (Carmi Martin), the mother of Princess. Her flamboyant persona, from the way she pronounces words to the clothes and accessories she wears, is a standout. She steals every scene she is in. She is flawless like the shining, shimmering, splendid lady that is descended from a long line of beauty queens.

Here are some of the hugot lines from Star Cinema’s Four Sisters and a Wedding: 

“Ate. Ma. I’m getting married!” – CJ Salazar (Enchong Dee)

Alex: ‘Yung nag-pefeeling Broadway singer, wala namang boses. Kulang na nga sa talent, kulang pa sa pes!

Gabbie: At kulang sa salita. Noong pinakilala sa ‘kin ni Rebreb, wala halos imik at kung makakapit sa kanta, akala mo linta. 

Teddie: ‘Yang babaeng ‘yan hindi ko pa nakikita parang ‘di ko na gusto ha. 

Bobbie: Hindi kaya nakulam o nagayuma ‘yang bunso natin? 

“Eh, ba’t pa daw nila patatagalin, kung true love na.” – Gabbie Salazar (Shaina Magdayao)

“True love, my ass.” – Bobbie Salazar (Bea Alonzo)

“Mag-biskwit ka na lang.” – Bobbie

“Are you sure gusto mo talaga akong pakasalan? I don’t even know how to cook.” – Bobbie

“I’ll cook for you everyday. Just be my wife everyday.” – Tristan Harris (Sam Milby)

“Text me kung wala ng talangka dyan sa utak mo.” – Chad Quinto (Bernard Palanca)

“I love my life! Whoo! Grabe!” – Alex Salazar (Angel Locsin)

“Hello, Philippines!” – Teddie Salazar (Toni Gonzaga)

“Mahal! Oy, ba’t nag-iiwan ka? – Frodo

“Hoy, correction ha! Hindi mo ako mahal. Pero ako, mahal kita.” – Frodo

“What is the meaning of this?” – Teddie 

“Mama, salamat at nagkakilala na rin tayo!” – Frodo

“Wow, mahal! Hindi ko alam na pabrika pala kayo ng ginto!” – Frodo 

“Wala naman sa haba ng relasyon ‘yan eh. Yung iba nga ang tagal tagal magkasama, pero naghihiwalay pa rin.” – CJ

“Ganyan ba kababa ang tinging ninyo sa akin? Na sex lang ‘yung habol ko sa kanya.” – CJ 

Alex: Hayaan ninyo silang maging masaya.

Bobbie: So hahayaan na lang natin siya na gumawa ng isang desisyon na hindi pinag-iisipan at pinagpaplanuhan, ganoon ba? 

Alex: Eh, hindi naman lahat ng bagay kailangang pag-isipan at pag-planuhan. Kapag sinuwerte kang tamaan ng pag-ibig … 

Bobbie: So kalimutan na lang ang pamilya, gano’n? 

Alex: Oo. Kung ‘yung pagmamahal na ‘yon sobra kang pasasayahin. 

Bobbie: Sobrang saya. ‘Di bale nang makasakit ng iba, gano’n ba? 

Teddie: Sorry na. Eh, siyempre mga kapatid mo kami. Overprotective lang kami sa ‘yo. Eh, siempre baby ka namin.

Gabbie: Sorry hindi ko talaga siya gusto para sa ‘yo. Pero. Susubukang kilalanin para naman makita ko kung ano’ng nakita mo sa kanya.

Bobbie: I’m sorry. I just wanna make sure that you’re not making a big mistake. It’s your whole life we’re talking about.

Alex: Oh, ako nga lang kakampi mo kanina.

CJ: Tinawag mong chararat si Princess. 

“Kapatid ko kayo. Why do I even have to take sides?” – Gabbie 

“Welcome, balae. I’m Honey Boy. You can call me Honey! But my wife would prefer if you called me Boy.” – Honey Boy Bayag (Buboy Garovillo)

“I am a corporate communications manager. I am required to have an extensive vocabulary, so I never use inane and poorly worded languge like “black sheep” and “old maid” to describe the people I just met.” – Bobbie

“Speaking of the devil. The devil is here. Descended from the rare line of beauty queens. Shining! Shimmering! Splendid! The one and only … Princess Antoinette Mae Bayag!” – Jeanette Bayag (Carmi Martin)

“Ahhh. Papa’s Spa. Papasayahin kita. May happy ending.” – Teddie 

“Oh, my goodness. Ungkatan ng past. Kapag binalik ang past, magugulo ang present! Hm, sino ang present?” – Teddie

“Wala kang kailangan gawin. Just be you and they will love you.” – CJ 

“Mahal kita. Kaya kailangan mahalin ka rin nila. And I think they’re smart enough to know that.” – CJ

“Pwes bigyan ng maraming options! Options! Options! Options!” – Teddie

Bobbie: Baka tama si CJ. Mababa talaga tingin mo sa kanya.

Teddie: Hoy! Masakit ka na magsalita ha.

Bobbie: Huh? Bakit? Kapag ako ang nagsabi ng totoo, masakit? ‘Pag ikaw ang nag-joke, kahit masakit okay lang? 

Teddie: Eh, kaya nga joke ‘yon! Hindi ka dapat nasasaktan do’n!

Bobbie: Jokes are half meant. 

Teddie: Lagi kang may sagot!

“Alam mo bang soundtrack ng buhay ko ang mga kanta ng banda mo. At balak kitang pakasalan! Kaya lang, late ka na dumating eh! Meron na akong my love! Pwede ba later, can you sing my favorite song of yours?” – Princess Bayag (Angeline Quinto)

“Oh! Eh, sa susunod, kung ayaw niya maka-offend matuto siyang pumreno. Hindi ‘yong kausap niya tayong lahat dito, empleyado niya tayo. Ako pa rin ang panganay rito.” – Teddie 

“Ma, naman. Alam ninyong ilang beses na akong humingi ng sorry sa kanya. Kahit pagdating niya dito eh. Ilang beses ko siyang sinubukang amuhin. Kausapin. Gaya ho ng gusto ninyo, ‘di ba? Eh, lagi naman ho niya akong sinu-soplak, eh! Ma! Hindi naman ho pwedeng ako lagi ‘yung nag-aadjust. Magpatawad naman ho siya. Palagi na lang ho bang ako ‘yong mali?” – Alex 

“Do I have to write a song for you to say ‘yes’”? – Tristan

“Wala kang alam sa nararamdaman ko. So don’t give comments about my personal life because I don’t give comments about yours.” – Bobbie 

“Maiintindihan ng Mama ko na ang paborito niyang anak eh palpak at walang narating! At higit sa lahat, peke at sinungaling! ‘Yon ba? ‘Yon ba?” – Teddie 

“Hiniling ka namin sa Diyos.” – Alex

“Naglalandian habang bumibili ng condoms. Kaibigan lang?” – Bobbie

“Future, future mo mukha mo!” – Alex

“Eh, pucha! Hindi ako plastik!” – Alex

“Wag mo akong ingles-inglesin!” – Alex 

“Okay, ikaw na! Sige! Ikaw na naman ‘yung tama! Ako na ‘yung mali! Ako na ‘yung mang-aagaw! Ako na ‘yung tanga! Akon a ‘yung lahat!” – Alex 

“Do not use your supposed stupidity as an excuse for all the pain that you’ve cause me! Hindi talion ang kulang sa ‘yo, Alex! Responsibilidad! At respeto sa pagiging magkapatid natin!” – Bobbie 

“Ang hirap kasing sabihin na katulong na lang ako.” – Teddie 

“Maiintindihan ka naman nila eh. Mamahalin ka naman nila eh. Kung hindi, mahal naman kita eh. Kahit minsan nakakabwisit ka!” – Frodo 

“Ate, pamilya mo kami. Dapat kung sino man ‘yong nakakakilala sa ‘yo, ‘yung totoong ikaw, daapt kami ‘yon. Habang buhay ka na lang bang magsisinungaling sa amin?” – Bobbie

“Nagpakatatag ako! Nagpakatigas ako! Kasi kailangan ko! Pero hindi dahil matigas ako, wala na ‘kong pakiramdam! Na hindi na ako nasasaktan! Nasasaktan din ako!” – Bobbie

“I am not perfect, but I am your mother. And I will love you the best way I can.” – Coney Reyes

“Sa kagustuhan kong sumaya, nasaktan kita. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.” – Alex 

“Sorry din ha. Kasi sa sobrang sakit ng naramdaman ko nahirapan akong makita na nasasaktan ka rin pala. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” – Bobbie 

“Tinalikuran ko pamilya ko para sa ‘yo. Sinaktan ko kapatid ko para sa ‘yo! Pero tama sila. Ginago mo lang ako! Sinayang ko buhay ko sa ‘yo!” – Alex 

“Ikaw ang favorite naming Mama!” – Salazar girls 

“Tama ka nga. Bagay ‘to sa kamay ko. Parang ikaw. Bagay ka sa akin.” – Bobbie“Oh, my goodness. Parang tayo lang mahal!” – Teddie