I watched Star Cinema’s Unexpectedly Yours without any expectation aside from watching Robin Padilla smile on the big screen. 🙂 I was pleasantly surprised that this Cathy Garcia-Molina helmed film is an entertaining one. Yes, there are traces of pabebe that do not befit the status and age of Sharon Cuneta and Robin Padilla, but the Shabin (Sharon and Robin) tandem makes the pabebe scenes work to their advantage.
It helps that Sharon, as Chief Marketing Officer and perfect specimen of a woman Patty Ignacio, is game to make fun of herself, especially her size, and be a good sport about it. As Patty’s mom Catalina, played marvelously by Pilar Pilapil, she is pretty but huge, but pretty nonetheless. I can say it without uncertainty that Sharon Cuneta has no wrinkles and no pores. She has perfect skin!!!
Robin, as seaman Cocoy Manlangit, is still makalaglag-panty pogi. His gaze is so potent that he must have impregnated all the women in the theater. Robin’s Cocoy has swagger, sweetness that can thaw Snow Queen Elsa’s ice castle, and delivery of pick-up lines that only that hot tambay in the kanto can do without stammering.
As high school batchmates whose paths crossed 35 years later, Patty and Cocoy relive what it is to be in high school – from having crushes to falling in love, with dates and dances in between. Lakas maka-bagets ng Unexpectedly Yours.
Joshua Garcia as Cocoy’s nephew Jason and Julia Barretto as Patty’s daughter Yanni are more than decent in this film. Joshua is adorable although he has to work on his speech to pronounce words correctly. Julia is gorgeous, and the girl can cry and look natural doing it!
Overall I enjoyed Star Cinema’s Unexpectedly Yours. I am sure those who watched with me in Robinsons Magnolia did as well, we were all so kilig with Shabin!
For hugot lines from other movies, please read Mr. & Mrs. Cruz – Hugot Edition, Ang Dalawang Mrs. Reyes – Hugot Edition, Last Night – Hugot Edition, Finally Found Someone – Hugot Edition, Can We Still Be Friends? – Hugot Edition, Can’t Help Falling In Love – Hugot Edition, My Ex and Whys – Hugot Edition, and Heneral Luna – Hugot Edition.
Here are some of the hugot lines from Star Cinema’s Unexpectedly Yours:
“I am old, but I am still pretty.” – Patricia “Patty” Ignacio (Sharon Cuneta)
“Last year lang, iyan din ang katawan ko.” – Patty
“Yuck! Bigote!” – Patty
“Subukan mo. One time big time ka lang!” – Yanni Gonzales (Julia Barretto)
“Landi mo!” – Patty
“Pretty, but huge.” – Catalina Ignacio (Pilar Pilapil)
“Look at you. You’ve let go of yourself.” – Catalina
“Patricia, you’re raising a rebel.” – Catalina
“Mom, huwag kang mag-alala. Gigirlfriend-in ko ‘yun.” – Jason (Joshua Garcia)
“Kung ito ang palasyo ko, dapat ako ang hari at kailangan kong hanapin ang reyna ko.” – Francisco “Cocoy” Manlangit (Robin Padilla) – This line is an approximation of what was said.
“Kung seswertihin ka nga! Aking reyna nandyan ka pala!” – Cocoy
“Ako ang bago mong kapitbahay o kapitbuhay.” – Cocoy
“Baka kapitbwisit!” – Patty
“Hindi kami magkatabi, anak.” – Patty to Yanni, defending her dignity and pride from the assumption that she slept with Cocoy.
“Bastos ka lang talaga.” – Patty
“Annulled na si Ma’am.” – Patty’s househelp
“Really?” – Cocoy
“Mag-ina. Magtito. Pwede.” – Cocoy and Jason
“Pati ba naman offline hindi mo ako papansinin?” – Jason to Yanni
“Kami na rin ni Yanniverse eh. Pero hindi niya lang alam.” – Jason
“What works for the older audience does not work for the younger audience.” – Georgina (Maxene Magalona)
“Miss Fatty, ito na ho ang tubig niyo.” – Patty’s assistant
“Patty.” – Patty
“Fatty.” – Patty’s assistant
“So, hindi mo alam kung bad breath o magaspang ang kamay niya, but you’re in a relationship.” – Patty
“Pause muna ang nag-memenopause.” – Patty (?)
“Siya ang kapitbahay mong bigotilyo.” – Lulu (Yayo Aguila)
“The man with the dragon tattoo.” – Cherie (Marina Benipayo)
“Menopause.” “At matagal ng tigang.” “Hindi, wala lang nagpapangiti.” – Patty’s friends on why she is cranky and short-tempered.
Patty: I’m on a diet.
Yanni: What? Since when?
Patty: Since tonight.
“Ayokong tumaba.” – Yanni
“Eh, ano naman kung tumaba kung kasingganda ka naman ng mama mo.” – Cocoy
Patty: Safe ba ‘yan? Baka mahulog ako.
Cocoy: Sasaluhin kita.
“Mrs. Buenaventura, ang Elena ng Sitio Elena.” – Cocoy
“Cocoy, I’d do anything for you.” – Elena Buenaventura (Carmi Martin)
“Magpa-canton ka naman. Pang-thank you naman.” – Cocoy
“Kapag ‘di ka tumigil, iiwan kita rito.” – Cocoy
“Pagmomotor lang ang luho ko. Ang helmet na sinira mo, katas ‘yan ng unang sampa ko sa barko. Hindi ‘yan mababayaran ng pera mo.” – Cocoy
“Sayang lang ang crush ko sa kanya.” – Cocoy
“Pwes, kapag magkaharap kami ulit, ipamumukha ko sa kanya na walang manlalait sa mga Manlangit.” – Cocoy
“Hintaying tumatlo.” – Jason
Cocoy: Labas sa ilong.
Patty: Saan mo gusto manggaling?
Cocoy: Siyempre sa puso.
“Pag-iisipan ko. Pag-iisipan ko. [closes door] After one millisecond. [opens door] Napag-isipan ko na. Patatawarin kita kung mag-cocoffee ka.” – Cocoy
“Nararamdaman ko kasi hindi na nila ako kailangan. Unti-unti na nila akong pinapalitan. Eh, kapapalit lang ng asawa ko sa akin.” – Patty
“Ako nga eh, 35 years hindi kita pinalitan. High school pa lang crush na kita.” – Cocoy
“Sa prom, niyaya kitang sumayaw. Sabi mo masakit ang paa mo at babalikan mo ako. 35 years na hindi mo pa ako binabalikan.” – Cocoy
Patty: We’re just friends.
Cocoy: Sa ngayon.
Friends: Lakas maka-young love!
“Finally after 35 years!” – Cocoy upon dancing with Patty
“Cocoy?!?! Epileptic?” – Patty upon seeing Cocoy go as straight as a board
“Kinikilig.” – Cocoy
Patty: Baka mahulog ako.
Cocoy: Yun nga hinihintay ko, mahulog ka. Sa akin.
Cocoy: Sa ‘yo.
“Kapit sa matigas.” – Cocoy
“Wow!” – Patty upon seeing clean-shaven Cocoy. We all said, ‘Wow’ as well. Hahaha.
“Akala ko ba harana. Eh, parang kabayo naman ‘yan.” – Cocoy
“Pasensya ka na, hindi naman ako marunong kumanta o mag-gitara pero marunong akong magmahal.” – Cocoy
“Di ba sabi sa banal n autos, “Love your neighbor?” – Jason
“Kahit maging obese ka pa.” – Cocoy
“Hindi mo mahal naging kayo? What?” – Cocoy
“Pinanindigan kahit na niloko ako. Pinanindigan kahit na niloko ako ulit, ulit, ulit.” – Patty
“He quit me.” – Patty
“Buti na lang. ‘Di niya deserve ang katulad mo.” – Cocoy
Patty: Ayaw mo ng bata?
Cocoy: Walang life experience.
Cocoy: You want me to sing again?
Patty: Yes, please.
Cocoy: Adik sa ‘yo!
“Lapuk ang ex mo eh.” – Cocoy
“I am your mother, you will do as I say.” – Patty
“Oh, you want me to be like you? I will never be like you!” – Yanni
“My house, my rules!” – Patty
“I had a plan, but that plan has gone to shit and I feel like shit. Oh, shit! Sorry, menopause.” – Patty
“I’m such a failture.” – Patty
“Paano ka magiging failture, eh ikaw ang best alumna awardee.” – Cocoy
“I have nothing. I have no one.” – Patty
“Hindi ah. You have someone.” – Cocoy
“Huwag mong isipin ang wala ka. Isipin moa no ang meron ka pa.” – Cocoy
“Taba.” – Patty’s reply to Cocoy’s message
“Patty, bitawan mo lahat ‘yun at sa akin ka kumapit.”
“Anak, umuwi ka na. I miss you.” – Patty
“Baka magka “a tear fell” ulit ako eh.” – Jason
“Will you be mine? Akin ka na lang?” – Cocoy
“Sa wakas! Si Patricia Ignacio ng Section 1, girlfriend ko na!” – Cocoy
“Patty ko! I love you.” – Cocoy
Cocoy: Strict ang parents mo?
Patty: Oo, sobra.
“Lovers come and go but family is forever.” – Yael (John Estrada)
“Ano mo ba ako? Ano ba tayo?” – Cocoy
“Ano ang wrong timing sa totoo?” – Cocoy
“Huwag ka na magtago sa likod ng nanay mo. Hindi ka na 15. Hindi ka na 25.” – Cocoy
“Kahit baligtarin natin ang mundo, hindi ako ang para sa iyo.” – Cocoy
“Paano mo masasabing mahal mo ako kung hindi ka masaya.” – Cocoy
“Mahal kita, matagal na. Pero hindi ko puwedeng ipakipaglaban ang pagmamahal mo sa akin. Sarili mong laban ‘yan.” – Cocoy
“Huwag mo ng pahirapan ang sarili mo. Akon a ang bitawan mo.” – Cocoy
“You know what, I think I’m okay. Naiyak ko na.” – Yanni
“More than heartbroken, I feel stupid.” – Yanni
“Sorry for the things that I said and did to hurt you. And I thought you need that hug.” – Yanni
“I will be me. And mama, I will choose to be happy.
“Itago natin siya sa pangalang Cocoy Manlangit.” – Patty
“Kinikilig ako!” – Patty
“Yes! AKala ko maghihintay rin ako ng 35 years.” – Jason