Last Night – Hugot Edition

Spring Films’ Last Night is the reunion movie of Piolo Pascual and Toni Gonzaga after the successful Starting Over Again, which they did three years ago. Pascual is Mark Peters, a man with no present, and Gonzaga is Carmina, a woman with a mysterious past. Together, they try to decide the best future for themselves.

If I end up not making a full review for Last Night, let me say that this is one of the worst movies I have seen this year. The screenplay of Bela Padilla is mediocre and pa-intellectual. It shows lack of depth and life experience of the writer. I will not even go into the central theme of the movie, that is something serious but was discussed like it was yesterday’s gossip. Marami pang kakaining bigas si Bela Padilla para maging lehitimong manunulat.

The acting, especially of Gonzaga, is amateurish, and some scenes are disjointed or unnecessary and make one think, “what?”. I texted someone that if I were Mark, I would leave Carmina hanging by her sweater in Jones Bridge. Gonzaga’s voice is grating on my nerves. She does not play any of her characters, she just remains herself — her irritating Toni Gonzaga self — with high-pitched voice and constant pa-cute expression on her face. Let me remind her that she is not 14.

Pascual’s gorgeousness and abs and his scene in his knickers cannot save this movie from the abyss of egregiousness.

Let me be a good Samaritan and tell you not to watch Last Night. Sayang ang pera. Sayang ang panahon.

Spring Films’ Last Night starring Piolo Pascual as Mark and Toni Gonzaga as Carmina.

Anyway, here are some of the Hugot Lines from Spring Films’ Last Night:

“Tulong! Tulong! Tulungan mo ako!” – Carmina Salvador (Toni Gonzaga)

“Takot ako sa heights. Nalulula na ako!” – Carmina

“Pakibilisan nang konti. Mapupunit na (ang jacket).” – Carmina

“Bakit ka naman magpapakamatay nang naka-heels? Sana naman iisipin mo ang isusuot mo.” – Mark Peters (Piolo Pascual)

“Takot ka sa heights. Bakit sa Jones Bridge ka magpapakamatay?” – Mark

 

Carmina: Bakit ka magpapakamatay?

Mark: Bakit ka magpapakamatay?

Carmina: Close tayo?

Mark: I just saved your life.

 

“Hindi ka magpapakamatay. Gusto mo lang magpapansin.” – Mark

“Pareho naman tayo ng balak. Bakit hindi tayo mag-collaborate?” – Carmina

“Bakit ayaw mo ng maganda way para magpakamatay. Yung meaningful. Yung malupit.” – Carmina

“May mga rason ako, ‘di ako nagpapapansin lang.” – Carmina

“Tingnan mo sinira mo ang one-shot ko.” – Mark

“Akala ko may isang salita ka.” – Carmina

 

Mark: Magpasagasa tayo sa LRT.

Carmina: Hindi nga! Hindi ko pa nagagawa ‘yun!

 

“Nakakapanibago ang pagiging emotional mo ha.” – Carmina

“Hoy! Hindi ako ganung klaseng babae! Ano tingin mo sa akin?” – Carmina to Mark when Mark asked her to stay in a hotel with him.

“Okay lang. Uubusin natin ang pera ko. Mamamatay na rin tayo.” – Mark

“Grabe naman. Naiwan mo sa LRT utak mo?” – Mark

“Mahilig ka pala sa mga baduy na love songs.” – Mark

“Palunod tayo. Tutal gabi, patay ang mga ilaw.” – Mark

“Suicidal ako. Huwag kang overprotective.” – Carmina

“Gandang-ganda ka sa akin no?” – Carmina

 

Mark: Siguro kung nakilala kita dati liligawan kita.

Carmina: Buti ‘di tayo nagkakilala dati.

 

“Bakit ka nag-shave?” – Carmina

“Ang autopsy photo mo, nakaphotobomb ako sa ‘yo.” – Mark

“Hindi mo kailangang gawin ‘to. Mapapatawad ka pa nila.” – Mark

“Walang naghihintay sa akin. Wala na akong babalikan.” – Mark

“Ni hindi niya ako matingnan. Ni ayaw niya akong makasama sa isang lugar. Siya ang unang nag-iwan.” – Mark

“Hoy! Mag-t-shirt ka nga! Kabagin ka.” – Carmina to a half naked Mark.

“Para sa isang taong magpapakamatay at depressed, may pagkamahangin ka.” – Carmina

“Iba ang death, permanent.” – Carmina

“Ang daya mo! ‘Di ba sabi mo kapag magpapakamatay tayo, sabay tayo?” – Carmina

“Niyayaya mo ba akong mag-date?” – Mark

“Magbihis ka ng pan-date. Magbibihis ako. Yung red.” – Carmina

“At least nakapag-lipstick ka.” – Mark

“Dito ka. Hinahanap mo siya, pero hindi mo siya makita. Ibig sabihin, hindi ka na magpapakamatay.” – Ricardo Reyes (Joey Marquez)

“Mark, kung magkikita kayo ulit ni Jen, pakisabi na miss ko siya.” – Ricardo

“Ano ka? Totoo ka ba? … Pang-ilan na akong ginago mo? Bakit ako?” – Mark

“Ang sakit na nararamdaman ko, akin lang ‘yun!” – Mark

“Mabuhay ka. Ayokong habangbuhay kang nakatingin sa taas sa mga taong iniwan mo.” – Carmina

“Palagi lang akong nasa dilim, pero tuwing may tinutulungan akong tao, nababawasan ang dilim. May sumisiwang. Parang binubuksan ako ng langit.” – Carmina

“Alam mo simula ng makilala kita, nagsimula ulit akong tumawa, sumayaw, at kumanta.” – Carmina

“Sa iyong mga mata, nakita ko ang langit.” – Carmina

“Nandito lang ako ha. Nandito lang ako.” – Carmina

“Hindi porke’t matanda na ako, hindi na ako maaaring magkaroon ng bagon kaibigan.” – Ricardo

“Spoting ka ah. May date ka?” – Carmina

“Pakabait ka ha. Papakabait din ako. Malay mo, sa susunod nating pagkikita, sa langit na.” – Carmina

“Carmina, hihintayin kita sa langit.” – Mark

“Salamat. Nagmahal ulit ako.” – Carmina

 

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