This post contains my favorite quotes from Game of Thrones Season 6 and acts as a supplement to the succeeding entry, Game of Thrones – Season VI. In my previous posts, Tyrion and Tywin Lannister lorded over the favorite quotes section, but with Tyrion busy putting out fires (literally and figuratively) and in dire need of a banter partner in Meereen and Tywin not shitting gold (quotes) since the finale of Game of Thrones Season 4, other characters had to take up the mantle and continue their witty work.
Here are some of the quotes from Game of Thrones Season 6:
“She was good. From her first breath, she was so sweet. I don’t know where she came from. She was nothing like me. No meanness, no jealousy, just good.” – Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey) said of Myrcella Baratheon (Aimee Richardson).
“Fuck prophesy, fuck faith, fuck everyone who isn’t us. We’re the only ones who matter, the only ones in this world. And everything they have taken from us, we were going to take back and more. We’re going to take everything there is.” – Ser Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) to twin and lover Cersei Lannister.
“So you believe you are pure, perfect, holy without sin?” – High Sparrow (Jonathan Pryce) to Queen Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dorner)
“Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again.” – Ellaria Sand (Indira Varma) to Prince Doran Martell (Alexander Siddig)
“I like to talk when I’m finished. Otherwise, we might as well be dogs.” – Dothraki bloodrider talking to fellow bloodrider about fucking a woman.
“You’re dead, and now you’re not. That’s completely fucking mad, it seems to me. I can only imagine how it seems to you.” – Ser Davos Seaworth (Liam Cunningham) to Jon Snow after the latter resurrected with the help of the Red Woman.
“I did what I thought was right, but I got murdered for it. Now, I’m back. Why?” – Jon Snow (Kit Harrington)
“They think you’re some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead. – Tormund Giantsbane (Kristofer Hivju), to which Jon Snow answered, “I’m not a god”.
“I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?” – Tormund Giantsbane’s reply to Jon “I am not a god” Snow.
“Your eyes are still brown. You’re still human.” – Dolorous Edd (Ben Crompton) to Jon Snow
“I don’t know how you stand there in all that leather.” – Varys (Conleth Hill) to a soldier guarding the pyramid. I feel you, Varys.
“The true history of the world is the history of great conversations.” – Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)
“My watch has ended.” – Jon Snow to Dolorous Edd and the rest of the Night’s Watch.
“You are small men. None of you are fit to lead the Dothraki. But I am. So I will.” – Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) to the Khals.
“You freed me from the monsters who murdered my family and you gave me to other monsters who murdered my family.” – Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) to Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
“She is a reaver. She is a warrior. She is ironborn.” – Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen) giving his support to sister Yara’s claim to be Queen of the Iron Islands.
“Where are my niece and nephew? Let’s go murder them.” – Euron Greyjoy (Pilou Asbaek)
“He seems trustworthy. A bit brooding perhaps, but I suppose that’s understandable considering.” – Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie) to Sansa Stark about Jon Snow
“Every khal who ever lived chose three blood riders to fight beside him and guard his way. But I am not a khal. I will not choose three blood riders. I choose you all. I will ask more of you than any khal has ever asked of his khalassar! Will you ride the wooden horses across the black salt sea? Will you kill my enemies in their iron suits and tear down their stone houses? Will you give me the Seven Kingdoms, the gift Khal Drogo promised me before the Mother of Mountains? Are you with me? Now and always?” – Daenerys Targaryen to the Dothrakis
“Go on then, cut his throat.” – Brynden Tully to the Freys when they threatened to slice open Edmure Tully’s throat.
“Good thing we’re friends, or we’d be fucking you in the ass right now.” – Ser Bronn (Jerome Flynn) to the Freys for not guarding their flank.
“Only a fool makes threats he’s not prepared to carry out.” – Ser Jaime Lannister (an homage to Tywin? I think Tywin said the same thing to Joffrey)
“If they’re half as ferocious as their lady, the Boltons are doomed.” – Ser Davos Seaworth to Lyanna Mormont after learning that Lyanna has only 62 fighting men to help Jon Snow’s cause
“The girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I’m going home.” – Arya Stark (Maisie Williams) to Jaqen H’ghar
“My reign has just began.” – Daenerys Targaryen as Drogon flew into view and the Dorthrakis stormed the gates of Meereen
“Our fathers were evil men, all of us here. They left the world worse than they found it. We’re not going to do that. We’re going to leave the world better than we found it.” – Daenerys Targaryen to Yara and Theon Greyjoy and Tyrion Lannister
“My hounds will never harm me. They’re loyal beasts.” – Ramsay Bolton’s (Iwan Rheon) last words (aside from “Stop! Stop!” as his loyal beats ate his face)
“You just sit there, a rich slab of beef, and all the birds come pecking.” – Ser Bronn of Blackwater about Ser Jaime’s handsomeness
“Only a fool would trust Littefinger.” – Sansa Stark to Jon Snow
“Obara, you look like an angry little boy. Don’t presume to tell me what I need.” – Lady Olenna Tyrell (Diana Rigg)
“Fuck Meereen. Fuck the people. I’m here for you, not them.” – Daario Naharis (Michiel Huisman) to Daenerys Targaryen
“Are you a queen or fish bait?” – Daario Naharis to Daenerys
“So that’s what you want? To be my mistress?” – Daenerys Targaryen to Daario